The next 5 days were a total blur. I lied, the first 5 months were a total blur, but I know you other moms can relate to the latter.
What they don't tell you when you're getting an epidural is that they have to put a catheter in. I was NOT happy about this at all. If you're my friend, and you've had a baby; I hate you for leaving out this detail in your birth story. not cool.
What no one also told me...was that they have to massage your incredibly sore uterus (the one they just cut open) to get it to start contracting back to normal human size. Thanks again fellow mommies for leaving that out as well.
Little disclaimer, if your grossed out easily, I'd go ahead and stop reading now.